Italian Joke 19

Italian Joke 19
To become an American

Italian Joke 19.
To become an American

An Italian man emigrates to the U.S. and moves in with some distant relatives in Altoona. They tell him he should apply for citizenship and they will help him study for the test. They go over all the U.S. history from the Revolutionary war to present day.

Finally, he feels he has enough knowledge to pass the test so he sets an appointment.

He walks into the testing room and the agent giving the test thought he would have a bit of fun, so he said to the man "We have a very simple test for you today. If you can use three English words in one sentence, you will be granted citizenship! The words are green, pink and yellow.

The Italian man thought for several minutes and finally said "O.K., I think I can do that"

Than he said "I hearda the telephone go green, green, green, so I pink it uppa and I say yellow - who is this."

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