One day there was three roof fixers on a roof, a Mexican man, an Italian man and a Polish man and they were eating their lunch.
The Mexican man had tacos,
The Italian man had pasta,
and
the Polish man had a ham and cheese sandwich.The Mexican guy said, "If I have tacos again tomorrow I will jump off this roof.
"The Italian guy said, "If I get pasta again tomorrow I will jump off this roof.
"The Polish man said, "If I have a ham and cheese sandwich again tomorrow I will jump off this roof."
----- The Next Day ----
All three guys looked in their lunch pail. Sure enough the Mexican had tacos, the Italian guy had pasta and the Polish guy had ham and cheese sooooo...
they all jumped off the roof and they all died.
---- At their funeral ----
The Mexican's wife said crying, "If did not want tacos, he should of told me!
"The Italian's wife said crying, "If he did not want pasta he should of told me!
"The Pole's wife said crying, "Don't look at me I don't make his lunch! He makes his own."
By Asia on Pinkjokes.com